In re: Valentines
The Rant:
> As part of my anti-Valentine's day gig, I want to
> remind you all that today is Frederick Douglass'
> birthday. Yes, the same Frederick Douglass that
> appeared in your sixth grade English class in a
> Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, An
> American Slave. So, while ya'll are whimsically
> enjoying candies and dinner and kisses and the like,
> consider a moment of silence to reflect upon the
> birth of one of the most influential figures in US
> History.
Then...
Just before I head out on the anti-Valentine's Day pub tour, I visit my mom and dad. My mom calls me shy. My dad says I'm oblivious (and recounts how some non-cougar eyes were following me at church). I say that I don't care. I'm "single by choice," or so goes my cop-out, and besides "if I get married now, I'm just going to get screwed... royally" screams that jaded side of me, that won't give love a chance.
So, I remembered. I can give, today. And this I give to you: Obama for Valentine's Day... sexy obama loves you too. [ via Hill and Bluntest ]
I guess I'm not so good at this "bitter-anti-lover" thing either. I'll enjoy my yam fries and cherry wheat sam now.












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